After being run out of Brighton & Hove (Actually!) Shady Margaret is seeking asylum on the Isle of Wight along with her band of odd-jobs and misfits.

Desperate for money to fund her Sandown Pier slot machine habit she offers up to you her cabaret of clowns and burlesque dancers for your delectation. With variety being the 'spice of life', or so she has heard, Shady Margaret has tried to cater to every possible whim and taste of even the most notoriously hard to please born and bred Caulkhead.

Perhaps it will be the clowning of Dan Stotesbury that takes your fancy or Lewis Wheeler getting his kit off? Maybe you will be radicalised by Andrew Butcher's anti-ablist propaganda or revel in the ridiculousness of Alison Kent's one woman tour de force? For the more serious art-heads amongst you it might be the penwomanship of Groggs Penwick with her spoken word (well, rants) about the possibility of a Zombie uprising at Bestival or the perils of swiping to the left.

Still not sure? Well Shady Margaret has even thrown in a burlesque dancer and a spot of interpretative dance so you can't say you're not getting your money's worth! Shady Margaret has asked for it to be made clear that she gives no refunds, you have been warned.

Duration: 90mins / 16+ / Step free venue / £7 / Conc. £5